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I'm sure Lady Elizabeth wouldn't agree. [Chuckle]

I'm not so certain. They may have been pink, but even I wouldn't consider them 'cute'.

Is that so?

I thought when two were combined, in the proper placement, they look like a becoming pair - and incidentally, like two sides of a heart, which leads me to my plans pertaining to the garden. But I fear it's a moot point now.

They looked cheap and absurd, and no arrangement could possibly have made them less so.

Ah. Then it's fortunate that I removed them from your bedroom each morning before I drew the curtains. [Imagine the possibilities if he'd overlooked that little detail]

. . .

What in gods name were they doing in my BEDROOM?

Oh, dear. Didn't I mention it?

No, you did not. [Not amused]

I see.

Every day I moved them to the shed out back, simply to get them out of the way, and the following morning they would reappear in your bed, inside the bureau, in the hallway - at times, even inside your bath tub. Strangest thing.

And what good is it that you tell me this now? [exasperated doesn't begin to describe him right now]

Would have preferred to be made aware of it, my lord? [Casual, deceptively innocent glance]

I recalled your displeasure with the pumpkins and thought it best to dispose of them quietly.

I would have preferred a warning, so that if I ever woke before morning to such an unpleasant surprise, that we wouldn't have another incident like the pumpkins.

[Now he's just being difficult.]

Yes, my lord.

Something to consider for the next time.

[grumbles about there being a next time]

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